henry ford in heven

[jas98]

HENRY FORD ENTERING HEAVEN


At the gates of Heaven, the angel tells Henry Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
Adam says, "Yes."
"Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.


Adam says "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."

[Bent_6]

Thats quite funny, but unfortunately your joke is flawwed.
Henry Ford didn't invent the car, he was the first person to make mass produced cars on a production line.

[STEALTHY™]

Duh, its a joke.

Adam doesn't even exist either, nor heaven, unless you believe in it!

[jas98]

haha lol well i thorght it was ok......after all it is a ford joke lmfao

[vztrt]

That jokes also been done with the inventor of the Harley.

[Holden2gether]

Thats quite funny, but unfortunately your joke is flawwed.
Henry Ford didn't invent the car, he was the first person to make mass produced cars on a production line.

Bet you used to wear a pen protector in your shirt pocket at school too.
It's a joke........................lighten up.

[Stupa]

Wasn't Ford a kiddie fidler and a nazi sympathyser?