Roses to The Patient

[kowan]

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went
through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time
ago."

"! And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you
for his new ears.

[sganro]

disgusting but funny

[AttaBoy]

AAAARhhhh, yuck, his ears must be smellin' like fish lol....

[daron]

hahahahah ears
lol

[jas98]

hahah funni gross sh1t lol ......................mmmmmmmmmm ears haha jks

[Morton]

lmao, wtf