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Old 05-10-2007, 05:21 PM
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Hey guy's i found some video of 2 guys trying to pull a wheel of a ford lol funny Sh*t YouTube - fords are ****
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:27 PM
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yupp..like he quotes him self

..he shoulda got a holden.
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:52 PM
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i am pretty sure that the problem is not isolated to fords...
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Old 05-10-2007, 06:31 PM
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Hate to say this, but it actually is isolated to fords, particularly that design of mag wheel.
The mag wheel has a habit of coroding onto the wheel hub and it is impossible to get the wheel off.
I have also experienced this problem with my nan's Ford Meteor (Laser sedan) and next door neighbour with their old ford falcon with the same mag wheels
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:06 PM
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if so, i stand corrected then
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:07 PM
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haha.. gold!
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:09 PM
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I was waiting for either a car to drive onto the straps, or the wheel to fly off and hit the towing car....
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Old 05-10-2007, 07:13 PM
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was waiting for the pos ford to be pulled off the jack..

ford alloy rims.. brought to you be the team that thought an alloy head on a cast iron block was a good idea.. lol
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this happen to a vp, all u have2 do is hit the rim on top then bottom and continue like that and then pull it..i ended up on my ass as i wasent expecting it to come out lol.
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Old 07-10-2007, 09:40 PM
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Hate to say this, but it actually is isolated to fords, particularly that design of mag wheel.
The mag wheel has a habit of coroding onto the wheel hub and it is impossible to get the wheel off.
I have also experienced this problem with my nan's Ford Meteor (Laser sedan) and next door neighbour with their old ford falcon with the same mag wheels
no it isn't actully, although those mags wheels are shocking for it, my old VC did this, took us a hour to get both front whels off
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if so, i stand corrected then
not quite mate, an old boy at work had to have us pull all his alloys off of his vy acclaim+ refit em, had to sit on the ground and lean back and kick each side of the wheel, left right left, like stomping. took us about an hour to do em, and anti-seize behind em.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:35 PM
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I think the title should be more focused on what morons the two guys are rather than how crap a Ford is. I can't begin to say how dangerous it is to have a strap looped over the towball like that. They obviously don't even have a grasp of basic physics. How can you expect a rim to come off a hub when it is being pulled sideways. You see the steering turn to the left at the very first bit of pressure applied. He spends too much time in the McDonalds drive through by the looks of him anyway.
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Hate to say this, but it actually is isolated to fords, particularly that design of mag wheel.
The mag wheel has a habit of coroding onto the wheel hub and it is impossible to get the wheel off.
I have also experienced this problem with my nan's Ford Meteor (Laser sedan) and next door neighbour with their old ford falcon with the same mag wheels
The vr/s berlina rims are bad for this aswell not just fords sorry to tell you keza.
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Old 21-10-2007, 10:59 AM
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hey we all know what FORD stand for:

Federation Of Recycled Datsans
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