The sleeping car
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. ' 'I have a better idea, ' she replied.' Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea! ' he exclaimed!
'Good, ' she replied... 'Get your own f@%#ing blanket.'
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
i speak before i think
haha i like that one
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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^^^^ Hahahahaha! thats brilliant...
The fart...hahaha...
Haha brilliant! I heard it a while back but without the fart at the end... fart jokes are gold!
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i was already p*ssing myself and then i read the fart bit. lol classic
no longer a hoon by association - the commodore is gone
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mmm 2 punchlines...
good work mate
Originally Posted by soop
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