When I phoned LifeLine

**kowan** · 13-10-2007, 08:50 PM

Was depressed so I rang LifeLine.
Got a call centre in Afghanistan.
Told them I was suicidal.
They got all friggin excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

**Just_Ice** · 13-10-2007, 10:06 PM

Thats not funny....

**vt_ss_5l** · 13-10-2007, 11:18 PM

LOL i liked it

**azkwazere** · 14-10-2007, 12:06 AM

nah i found it pretty funny too..... i like satire...

aZk.

**VZTHUNDER** · 14-10-2007, 12:50 AM

ROFL

good one mate

**minux** · 14-10-2007, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Ludacris

Thats not funny....

Bull**** it isnt, i needed a laugh..working too bloody hard. Stupid data centre.

**matty88** · 14-10-2007, 08:15 PM

Wrong but funny.... but hey aren't all the best jokes bad?

**jas98** · 14-10-2007, 08:44 PM

i can see whay some dont like this joke .............but it is funni..lol

**Greekos** · 14-10-2007, 09:34 PM

bahahaha but seriously ahahahhaa

**minux** · 14-10-2007, 09:45 PM

Another good one, but bad

a muslim in our street doused himself in petrol and set himself on fire and died

The neighbourhood is having a collection for his family

So far we have raised 80 litres

**azkwazere** · 14-10-2007, 10:24 PM

ohhh snap..... hahah

aZk.

**Jesterarts** · 14-10-2007, 10:30 PM

Thats SO SO SO cruel... but SO damn funny...

Needed that laugh....

**Astranomical** · 15-10-2007, 11:02 AM

Its wrong, but i will admit, it is hilarious.

**crazyspoon05** · 15-10-2007, 06:50 PM

I like it !!

**Cobez** · 15-10-2007, 06:54 PM

ROFL At least someone is bringing some sort of humour to this terrorist shiz.

Bwahahahahaha i like it.

**vr_owner** · 15-10-2007, 08:41 PM

lol, nice guys got any more?

**Reaper** · 15-10-2007, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Ludacris

Thats not funny....

Get a sense of humor. Damn hilarious!

Reaper

**VN Commy** · 16-10-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by matty88

aren't all the best jokes bad?

....Oh yes!

**kowan** · 16-10-2007, 02:48 PM

PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
I'll forward anything if it will help fight terrorism.

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless Australia

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

**Astranomical** · 16-10-2007, 04:12 PM

If only it were real

:P

**azzfox** · 16-10-2007, 04:22 PM

*counts down til sunday*

**Cobez** · 16-10-2007, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by kowan

PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
I'll forward anything if it will help fight terrorism.

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless Australia

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

Bwahahaha i love it!!!! Bloody fantastic!!!

**azzfox** · 16-10-2007, 10:27 PM

diddnt they lock this thread?

**minux** · 16-10-2007, 10:41 PM

Re-opened. Due to decisions made by JC staff.

**Pub247** · 16-10-2007, 11:08 PM

I find it funny but i dont think you should make fun of lifeline they do a great job and i use to do volunteer work there.
I also find what kowan posted quite amusing

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