The Meaty Bites Diet

[wildss]

I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W
and standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street
licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b**ch... why else would I buy dog food??

[HoldenMan7]

hahahahahahahahaha

"told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street
licking my balls and a car hit me." lol

[jas98]

haha omg i would have pis&ed meself laughing.....hahahahahahaha

[sganro]

read that one a while ago but still funny as

[GOTMYN]

That has got to be the funniest thing Ive heard!!!!!

Man your sense of humor is outstanding!!

From me.....Click Click...

[busta-p]

classic LMAO