Password

[kowan]

A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and
at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need
to enter a password. Something he would use to log-on.
Her husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he
would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password,
he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in:
P...
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N...
I...
S...
His wife fell out of her chair laughing when the computer replied...
***PASSWORD INVALID.......... NOT LONG ENOUGH***

[HoldenMan7]

hahahahahahaha thats a good one