The patter of tiny.........paws
This happened to me Sunday night. Just got home from helping a mate move some furniture, and i was walking past my 23 y.o daughters bedroom and heard my wife saying " Tell me are you pregnant? i want to know are you pregnant? . In a mad panic i burst into the room and there was my wife lying on the floor looking into the eyes of our ever expanding cat and asking if it was pregnant. She scared the sh*t out if me lol
there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't