> > A woman was very distraught that she had not had a date or sex for
> > over five years. She was afraid that there might be something wrong
> > with her, so she decided to seek medical expertise with the well,
> > known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
> > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said "OK, take off all
> your
> > crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery,
> reery
> > fass to odderside of room." Again the women did as she was instructed.
> Dr.
> > Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she
> did
> > Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed
> > Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
> dates."
> >
> >
> > The woman asked anxiously "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachery
> > disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied "Ed Zachery disease is
> when
> > your face look Ed Zachery like your arse"
> >