A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He
takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .. . .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
ha ha, that is pretty good.
haha thats awesome
MaTT
hahahahaha best
That has to be the best blonde joke ive ever heard.
lol can't wait to tell my missus that one![]()
Originally Posted by cobez
rofl, that's gold ^^ LOVE IT![]()
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