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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
    over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
    out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
    when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
    it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
    table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
    turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
    to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He
    takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
    cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .. . .

    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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    ur right about its the best
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    hahahaha love it!
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    lol can't wait to tell my missus that one
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