[NORTI]

Steve and Fiona were making passionate love in Steve's VW Van when
suddenly Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yelled out "Oh fat boy,
whip me, whip me!"

Steve, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opened the
window, snapped the antenna off his van and proceeded to whip Fiona
until they both collapsed in ecstasy.

About a week later, Fiona noticed that the marks left by the whipping
session were starting to fester a bit so she went to the doctor. The
doctor took one look at the wounds and asked, "Did you get these marks
having sex??"

Fiona, embarrassed to own up to having unusual sex, eventually admitted
that, yes, she did. Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor said, "I
thought so, because in all my years of doctoring, it's the worse case
of van aerial disease I've ever seen."

[Patrio7]

lmao, good joke though i think it has been around before...