Catching
The teacher said to the children, OK last night’s homework was to think up a sentence using the word “ contagious “ The teacher points to Mary and asks to hear her sentence. Please Miss, My sister has the measles and can’t come to school because they are very “contagious”. Very good says the teacher. Next was Jane. Please Miss; my mummy has the flu so I couldn’t kiss her goodnight because she is very “contagious” Next came little Johnny, Please Miss , me and my dad was walking to the local milkbar when we heard this almighty crash . We turned around and this truck had rolled over and it’s load of oranges went all over the road and my dad said “ it’s going to take that c*nt ages “ to pick them all up .
there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't
Carbon Positive - DO IT!!
hahaha, gold
no longer a hoon by association - the commodore is gone
WTF?!?!
crappy ol' VN driver
gotta love little johnny
Body by Holden, Soul by Brock
the Legend will live forever
VN exec T5: 15.1sec @92.2mph 1/4 mile, 9.7sec @ 74.6mph 1/8mile, 2.3sec 60ft, 0-60mph 6.827sec 22/11/07 Gtech competition
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