Few quickies.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ?
Ones white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.
A jump-lead walks into a bar...
The Barman says "I'll serve you, but dont start anything."
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was'nt much but the reception was brilliant.
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