The Baby Boomers songs.! ! ! !



I t was fun being a baby boomer...until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby-boomers.

They include:


Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.


Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.


Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.


Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.


Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.


Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver


The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.


Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.


Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.


Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.


The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba --- Denture Queen.


Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.


Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.


And my favorite:


Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.