Dave's dilemma...best golf yarn of the year?

[bazcom]

Dave's dilemma...best golf yarn of the year?]




Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every
day. Monday morning, he found himself paired with an

attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be a very

good golfer.

They started with a few casual bets, but by the back

nine it was a full-blown competition. On the 18th

green, Pat sank her long birdie putt for the win. Dave

congratulated her and paid off his losses. Pat asked

for a ride home and, on the way, told him, "You know,

Dave, I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf

course in a long time. In fact, pull over so I can

express my appreciation."

He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and

soon she gave him the best oral sex he'd ever had.

The next morning, they met again on the first tee and

played together again. They had another magnificent

day, enjoying each other's company and playing tight,

competitive golf.

Again Pat beat him, but she also showed her

appreciation on the drive home. This went on all week,

with Dave narrowly losing every day, his male ego

bruised, but not unhappy.

On Friday's drive home, Dave said, "Pat, you've been

great to be with all this week and tonight I'd like to

return the favour. I made reservations at the best

restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse

suite at the best hotel. What do you say?"

Pat burst into tears. "I can't!"

"What? Why not?" asked Dave.

"Because," she sobbed, "I'm in the middle of a sex

change and the doctor hasn't completed that part of me

yet!"

"What?!" Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched

to a stop and swore madly, overcome with emotion.

"I'm so sorry," says Pat. "You have a right to be

angry with me."

"You b*****d!" Dave screamed, his face bright red.

"You cheating b*****! All week long you've been

playing off the women's tees!!"

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Hahahaha...good stuff.

[Grennan]

Hahahahah NICE

[TheForgotten]

oh dear god.....

[Morton]

lmao, that was so. very. unexpected.

Awesome ^^