Kevin bloody wilson political joke

[coolvxss]

Paul Keating was voted in by the Australians and wants the republic of the Australians, so the 1st thing he did was ring Buckingham palace to give them the ****s. He says, "gday Liz how ya going its Keating from Australia, Just giving you a call to let you know i won the election. and now that im in things are going to change. 1st thing im going to do is im going to change australia all together. for a start, we are now a kingdom".

She said, "but sir, your not a king"

"all right i will call australia a empire".

"mr keating, your not an empire"

"well i will call australia a principality".
she said "your not a prince so perhaps its a good idea to continue calling it a country........

[wildss]

lol........

[minux]

Thats only about 18 years old....

[hightekhosting]

Still gave me a laugh though...brought some light into that dull room that is my office!

[seventhstar]

lollz........