The Kiwi and the Aussie

[Holden2gether]

A Kiwi and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a
cold beer.

After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi,

"If I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you
were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that
make us related?"

"The Kiwi crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says,

"Well, I don't know about being related, but it would make us even."

[kowan]

I really wish the kiwi will stay out of my fridge.
I hate it when I open the fridge and there are love bites all over my lamb roast.

[HoldenMan7]

hahahahahaha thats GOLD

[s_ikari2015]

An Aussie is on holiday in New Zealand and he's walking down a road that passes through a sheep paddock. He sees a farmer "fornicating" with one of the sheep and so he stops and whistles to get the farmer's attention.

The Aussie says, "Shouldn't you be shearing that?"
Looking angry the New Zealand farmer replies, "I aint shearin' with you!"