Sheep vs. Wife

[IanG]

One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.

"This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

"I wasn't talking to you."

[SENLS2]

mmmm not bad