The Wisdom Of Our Time . . .

[bazcom]

The Wisdom Of Our Time . . .

<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.


<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.


<>
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?






The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.


<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.


<> when blondes have more fun
do they know it?



<> Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


<> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

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money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


<> Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.


<> If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.


<> Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.


<> Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog


<> We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.



<>Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.


<> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.



Friends don't let friends
take ugly people home.


<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.



Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi


<> Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus.


<> ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.


<>
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands


The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.


The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population




Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".

[TheForgotten]

well done. new material for funny sigs!