sorry...heres another one...

[rattattack1313]

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists:

A university graduate and an old Aborigine.

They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "TIMBUKTU".

First to recite his poem was the >university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
"Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan,
Men on camels two by two, destination - Timbuktu."

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old abbo top that they thought.
The old aborigine calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

"Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and ..... Timbuktu."

The old aborigine won !

[EllaBella]

thats a pisser

[rattattack1313]

I have lots more...but I don't wanna flood the forum toooo quickly..and aboriginal jokes etc are abit nasty...I know a lot of blacks, and they are good people...... but see how I go..... I also usedya work with Col Elliott...... some of his jokes are wayyyy over the top...lol.........so, I don't want to appear racist or anything..( I hate everybody equally )..........