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    Default Finally, The 6 Answers We Have All Been Waiting Fo

    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for "suck here."

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."


    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.


    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

    AND:

    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
    A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

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    whats the difference between a fridge and a woman??

    a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEETR View Post
    whats the difference between a fridge and a woman??

    a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out

    hahahah ****er

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    hahahahahaha love it
    Quote Originally Posted by CHEETR View Post
    whats the difference between a fridge and a woman??

    a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHEETR View Post
    whats the difference between a fridge and a woman??

    a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out

    Said that to the missus, she hung up the phone!

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    I am not sutpid

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    lol.... I shouldn't laugh.. because they're sexist...

    but why do I care? ROFLMAO
    I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn they are funny
    And damn cheetr that one is rank lol

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