Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here."
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
AND:
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
lol Funny![]()
hahahahaha
Hehehe...good stuff.
lmao top 3 r the best
whats the difference between a fridge and a woman??
a fridge dosnt fart when you pull the meat out
Hahaha... GOLD!!!! Made my day!!!
lol.... I shouldn't laugh.. because they're sexist...
but why do I care? ROFLMAO![]()
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere