Some Random Jokes

[Bonza3]

Hey guys newe to the forum

What happens when an elephant sits on ur mate?

U got a flat mate!!!



Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry treees with out being seen.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No?
Shows how good camoflauge is!!

[Verynice]

oh dear... =/

[Zuicider]

what do you call an abo walking on the beach?
aboloney

[BOY1236]

:| .....

why do they think that the elephant feet are sexual organs ?

cuz if he steps on you, he gonna f*** you !

[crash3]

why do elephants paint their testicles red?
to hide in apple trees.
how did tarzan die?
picking apples.......

[Verynice]

oh uhh why did the cow cross the road?
to get to the udder side... rofl... rofl... =|