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It smells funny!
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Queensland - The Cruising State
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at least they circled the problem
Q. What do you get if you look under a cow?
A. A pat on the head!
Q.whyd the koala fall out of the tree?
A.cause it was dead.
Q. Whyd the 2nd koal fall out of the tree?
A. Cause it thought it was a game.
Q.Whyd the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
A. Cause it wanted to follow the crowd.
Q. Whyd the kangaroo die?
A. cause 3 koalas fell on it.
JetSpin Racing Team
You want humor? Your on!
Why did suzie fall off the swing?
A: Because she had no arms
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Whats green and brown and can't climb trees?
A: A pool table
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Damn I've lost my tractor!
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Why did the plane crash?
A: Because the pilot was a tomato
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Whats yellow and wet?
A: A sinking bulldozer
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Whats big, gray, and if it fell out of the sky it would kill you?
A: State Highway 1
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Whats orange and looks good on teachers?
A: Fire
JetSpin Racing Team Mantre:
"F**k safety, I'm in a hurry"
What do you call a bloke who lays on your door step ?
Mat
What do you call a bloke in the bushes ?
Russle
What do you call a bloke going for a swim that has no arms or legs ?
Bob
Right click save as . .
What do you call a guy with a shovel standing in a hole?
Doug
What do you call a guy just standing there with a shovel?
Dougless
What do you call a girl who eats one meal a day?
Juanita (one - eater)
Every (k) over is a THRILLER!!
Ecotec just kicked in yo
AU Falcon Series 1. The car alone is enough of a joke!
Originally Posted by som
Q: Whats worse than three babies in a bin?
A: One baby in three bins...
Your guess is as good as mine......
Space Invaders Champion!
straight from the word of my 5 year old
Q: what's red and looks like a bucket?
A: a red bucket
Q: whats green and looks like a bucket?
A: Daddy throwing up after drinking into the bucket
my all time fravorite joke,
Q: how do you confuse a blond?
A: giver hear 2 shovels and tell her to take her pick
i am the god of britany spears womanizer on just dance on the wii
Make the stupid stop!
Why did Eric fall off his bike?
Because Eric is a fish!
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