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    Default The Emotion Party

    A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
    different emotions e.g. fear etc.
    On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens
    the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V
    painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what
    emotion have you come as?"
    The guy says, "I'm green with NV".

    The host replies, "Brilliant come on In and have a drink."

    A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
    to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
    wrapped around her most intimate parts.
    He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

    She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
    The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

    A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
    host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing
    stark naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his willy stuck in a pear.

    The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing?
    You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street.
    Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"
    Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in despair
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    mahahaha lol thats a good one
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    lol, good one !!!
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    ROFLMAO....great joke... very funny... unless you're from Sweden, then it's "Foony"
    I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere

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