the burglar and the parrot

[wildss]

not sure if this has been posted before but here it is anyway



A burglar breaks into a house one night. As he picks up a CD player, a strange voice echoes from the dark: "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar freezes, clicking off his flashlight.
When he hears nothing more, he clicks the light back on and begins searching for more valuables. Just as he lifts the stereo, he hears, "Jesus is watching you!"
Freaked out, he shines his light around the room. Finally the beam comes to rest on a parrot, sitting on it's perch.
"Did you say that?"the confused burglar asked the bird.
"Yep", confesses the parrot. "Sorry 'bout that. I was trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxes. "Warn me, huh? Your quite a clever chap. Who in the world are you?"
"Moses" replies the bird.
"Moses!" laughs the burglar. "What kind of people would call a bird Moses?"
"The kind that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

[VZTHUNDER]

ROFL

good one mate