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    Default The Importance of Sentence Structure

    The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,
    Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super
    workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who
    used the water cooler the next morning.

    Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
    night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and
    said: 'Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

    'Could you jack off ?' she says. 'I feel like SHlT.'


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