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    The Irish Blonde

    An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet
    twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you
    don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
    'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I
    WON, I WON!'

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
    clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I
    don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY

    Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.

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    how come whenever i try taking off my clothes in the casino i just get arrested, ohh well next time ill try jumping on the table, maybe thats the trick

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