Spot the Aussie

[bazcom]

A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such beautiful country here in Australia!"

The person says, "I not Australian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Australia!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not Australian!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Australian?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Australians?"

The African lady checks her watch and says...."Probably at work."

[nicko]

soooo true lol

[jas98]

lol cant of said it better

[daron]

high 5
so troo
wake up you non aussies see how we feel:P

[VZTHUNDER]

this is soo true ROFL

[minux]

err, how is it so true?

Most of the people i see lining up outside centrelink when i drive past look as Aussie as can be. Rarely see any others to be honest.

[nicko]

driving home today from the city i was seriously trying to spot the aussie. and thats no joke im not racist im simply saying that there are alot of cultures living here. and thats good

[daron]

its good?
come live near me its full of ****
fights everywhere gang wars drunk and abusive idiots in the streets
cops have no control
and the smell is awesome when ya in the shopping line
they need to be trained to shower