the irish

[Dayvo]

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island
For over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to
Himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got
Closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a
Small boat or even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad
Figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet
Suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous
Blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell

Me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she
Reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left
Sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of
Cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long
Drag. "Faith and begorra,"said the man, 'that is so good I'd
Almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish

Whiskey" asked the blonde

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the

Blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there
And removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask
and
Took a long drink. "Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the
Irishman. "Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the
Long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked
at
The trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since
you
Played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
Sobbed; "Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in
there too!"