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    Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'I think we have a code 3 in housewares,' and see what happens.

    5. Put a box of Smarties on lay-away.

    6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpetted areas.

    7. Set up a tent in the sports section; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why won't you people leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the sports section, ask the clerk if the gun comes with anti depressant prescriptions?

    11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

    12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

    15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ......'Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!

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    This thread reminds me of myself when i was kid (not that long ago honestly).

    I use to go to video ezy and swap the kids movies with pornos, and the pornos with kids movies. That was in the day that the videos were stored in the packets and they only scanned the packets. lol good times, specially when you would see kids pick up the movie, that you know has a porno.

    In the supermarket i had a habit of piffing **** under the aisles to see how far i could get them. Till one day i made it to an aisle that my mum happened to be in, when this other lady started belting her kid for knocking stuff off the shelves. Mum couldnt keep a straight face caus she knew it was actually me piffing **** under the aisles, that this kid is copping a flogging for lol.

    Oh being a kid was fun, poor kids of today are missing out on all that lol.
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    Ive done that once before. Putting condoms in random trolleys and baskets. Me and a mate in Newcastle went in to do our shopping, I grabbed about 5 boxes, plus a few boxes/tubes of KY jelly. He would ask them if they knew where something was, and when they were concentrating on him, Id just pop it in and walk off. Thats some funny **** right there!
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