rhyme....

[rattattack1313]

These are entries to a Washington Post competition
asking for a rhyme
with the most romantic first line... but the least
romantic second line.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was p**sed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

[Astranomical]

Almost reminds me of my ex.