I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids...

[Johnsy]

Think before ye opens the mouth...........



A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says 'hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???

She looked into his eyes and said calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.......

[nicko]

hahahaha, its gold cos he went into soooo much detail

[azkwazere]

wet celery?

hahahahahahaha lol

aZk.

[adam69]

wet celery?

hahahahahahaha lol

aZk.

Might try that on myself tonight

[LeojVS]

Might try that on myself tonight

arrgghhhh! Dude, the images ! cant get them out of my head

[TheForgotten]

I used to (until recently) work with a teacher..... always made me think of this joke coz she was rather attractive when not in her work uniform

[Jesterarts]

by "when not in her uniform" .... um... eleborate?? lol

[holden_chik]

Funny funny!