Deer Camp
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with Steve the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first night John roomed with Steve.
John comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all blood-shot.
The boys said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was Garry's turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Herb's turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," Herb said.
The group couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
Herb said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night long."
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