Condom Brands
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started
producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and
companies would probably advertise more openly.
Imagine the trademarks:
Nike Condoms : Just do It
Toyota Condoms : Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms : The ride of your life.
Microsoft Condoms : Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms : Finger Licking Good
M&Ms Condoms : Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
OzEmail Condoms : We Give You More
Intel Condoms : Intel inside
BMW Condoms : Pure Driving Pleasure
Australian Open Condoms: Double the Action
Labour Party Condoms : It's Time!
Energiser Condoms : Oi Oi Oi!
Hyundai Condoms : All Day, Every Day
Tip Top Condoms (available in Tasmania only) : Good onya Mum!
Panasonic Condoms : Even More than You Expected
Swan Lager Condoms : They said you'd never make it......
Vegemite Condoms (targeting the gay market): Puts a rose in every
cheek
Levi Condoms : Do You fit The Legend?
Nescafe Condoms : It brings you together
XXXX Condoms : I can feel a XXXX coming on.......
The following brands would probably not sell very well....
Dunlop Condoms : Stick with Dunlop
Mitsubishi Condoms : Please Consider
AFL Condoms : I'd Like to See That
Samboy Condoms : The flavour really hits you
TAC Condoms : Speed Kills
Nobby's Condoms : Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Ericsson Condoms : Smaller
Bolle Condoms : Put 'em on your face
Red Rooster Condoms : The Chicken is Ready!
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