Bullfrog

[bazcom]

> > BULLFROG
> >
> > A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for
> > his birthday.
> >
> > After looking around, she found that all the pets were
> > very expensive.
> >
> > She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she
> > didn't want to spend a fortune.
> >
> >
> > 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
> > They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!'
> >
> > 'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
> >
> > 'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
> > month,' he said.
> >
> >
> >
> > The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
> > what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her!
> >
> > She bought the frog.
> >
> > When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he
> > was extremely sceptical and laughed it off! .
> >
> > The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never
> > need to perform this less than riveting act again.
> >
> >
> >
> > In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
> > noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious
> > banging and crashing sounds.
> >
> > She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
> > and
> > the frog reading cookbooks.
> >
> > 'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
> >
> > The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to
> > cook.......you're gone.'
> >

[VZTHUNDER]

LMFAO good one

[daron]

hahaahahahahahaahahaha