Why My Car is the Best Commodore Model

[s_ikari2015]

Here's a list as to why the VT is the best model Commodore ever made. Can you list reasons as to why your model is the best?

1. The VT window frames are the perfect size. I can rest my elbow on the sill and hold onto the top of the frame at the same time. +5 points to bogun-ism.

2. The height of the VT window sill means I can rest my elbow on it and still reach the steering wheel without feeling stretched. +5 points to gansta-ism.

3. The style of steering wheel along with power steering means that I can control my car at 150km/h with my index finger and thumb, and my elbow on the window sill. +2 points to hoon-ism.

4. The body shape is new, rounded and fat (phat). Coupled with the "natural" rear wheel camber my VT looks like it's faster than anything on the road. +3 points to poser-ism.

5. It also means I don't need to spend heaps of money on visual mods. +5 points to bludger-ism.

6. The plastic headlights mean they don't shatter when hit with a stone, and the frosting over time keeps other drivers from being blinded by your headlights. Who wants crisp, bright headlights anyway? +1 point to optimism.

7. The in-built shower feature is great for waking you up on that cold winter morning. Just open the boot! +3 points to hygeine-ism.

8. My VT keeps me alert while driving late at night by randomly displaying Engine and Seat Belt warning lights. +4 points to Safety-ism.

9...

[xtrmty]

LMFAO man i ****ed myself when i worked out no. 7 lol so true always happens and always wets everything in my boot including me (not that im in the boot. lol). And no.8 i get the airbag light and that anoying sound (me and my mates call it the VT national anthem)

[Ripcell]

9... addition to hygiene-ism, the lack of gutter means that if the window is open and u ude your wipers, you also get a shower +1 point hygiene-ism -3 points to annoying-ism

[UNKNOWN]

VR... Parts from VN-VS fit it +7 points to Tight A$$-ism!
VR... Gets the wiper splash too +1 point to Hygine-ism!
VR... Center console lid is perfect for leaning on while holding the wheel with ur other arm + 5 points to Gangta Lean-ism!

[Torquen]

VS,
*tail lights can be 'customised' by just leaving it in sun light...reverse night shade +5 points for uniqueism
*Every interior piece dosnt quite fit so you get a lovley squeek/rattle even with no stero + 2 points tightasssim
*Head lights arnt bright enough to see 10 feet infront of you + 1 point for not startling road side pedestrians/animals

[f1tzy]

Originally Posted by Ripcell

9... addition to hygiene-ism, the lack of gutter means that if the window is open and u ude your wipers, you also get a shower +1 point hygiene-ism -3 points to annoying-ism

lmao. stupidest thing ever. ive reverted to not using wipers while smoking and its raining lol

[DVSV8]

Originally Posted by f1tzy

lmao. stupidest thing ever. ive reverted to not using wipers while smoking and its raining lol

same. but i fixed the problem, quit smoking.

[f1tzy]

lol yea thats on my to do list

[levymetal]

vn... the worn steering parts mean that you have no idea which way the car is going to go next, +2 for surprise!

[calais_cruzin]

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN

VN-VR... Center console lid is perfect for leaning on while holding the wheel with ur other arm + 5 points to Gangta Lean-ism!

Thats the **** eh, gotta have the gangsta lean on.

I drove a getz the other day, was shatted when i went to put the lean on n found NO CENTER CONSOL to lean on wtf.

Also had no temp guage....wtf

[levymetal]

lol the leaning is the best. why would anyone design a car where you can't lean on something... do they expect people to have both hands on the wheel at all times or something?! and with the getz it's probably cheaper to replace the engine than to put a temp gauge in

[calais_cruzin]

Originally Posted by levymetal

lol the leaning is the best. why would anyone design a car where you can't lean on something... do they expect people to have both hands on the wheel at all times or something?! and with the getz it's probably cheaper to replace the engine than to put a temp gauge in

HAHA prob just replace the car, there a pos.

The temp guage was a shock tho, what fool makes a car without one, there all goin to overheat at sum point in time, n the gets owners wont have a idea it gettin there til its pourin out with steam.

[evil_monkey]

well here i go with the VY

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