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    This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just
    imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
    Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
    The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
    called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
    married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
    answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
    questions.
    The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
    (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =
    three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
    One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City
    drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
    you've heard yet.
    Anyway, here's how it all went down:



    DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'



    Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'



    DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
    you win.
    What is your name? First only please.'
    Contestant: 'Brian.'



    DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'



    Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'



    DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'



    Brian: 'Sara.'



    DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'



    Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'



    DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'



    Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'



    DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'



    Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'



    DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'



    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'



    DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'



    Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'



    DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
    that if a trip wasn't at stake.'
    Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'



    DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this =
    morning?



    Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'



    DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'



    Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
    for couple of weeks...'



    DJ: 'Uh huh...'



    Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
    DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
    Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'



    DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
    times I've done it.
    Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and
    call her up.



    You listen to this.'
    [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]



    DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch
    tones.....ringing....)



    Clerk: 'Kinkos.'
    DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'
    Clerk: 'This is she.'



    DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
    I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
    Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'
    DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
    give any answers away or you'll lose.
    Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
    Sarah: 'No.'
    DJ: 'Good!'



    Brian: (laughing)



    Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'



    Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
    completely honest.'



    DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
    your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
    the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.



    Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
    DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'
    Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'



    DJ: 'What time?'
    Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
    DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'



    Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
    DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect is
    manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
    from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'



    Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'



    DJ: 'Where did you have it?'



    Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'



    Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'



    DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'



    Sarah: 'Well...'



    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?



    Sarah: 'Up the arse
    They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have
    a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
    Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police
    just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.

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    OMFG thats pretty hilarious, lol i woulda been one of the ppl calling in the police if i was driving and listening to that.

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    mahahahahahahahahaha lol inearly blew coke out my nose when i read that last bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by VLDavo View Post
    mahahahahahahahahaha lol inearly blew coke out my nose when i read that last bit
    drug addict, coke out your nose, lol

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    Crap and all the ppl heard thet !!! OMG hahahahahahahaha
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