Gay Bar Blues

lgnd3800 · #1 25-02-2008, 06:53 PM

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."

Wagon_Wheel · #2 25-02-2008, 08:09 PM

Hahahahaha, nice ending
Was expecting another joke i heard a while ago... would say it but cant remember it 100% so itll come out wrong

jas98 · #3 26-02-2008, 01:21 AM

awsome lol haha

levymetal · #4 07-03-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Wagon_Wheel

Hahahahaha, nice ending
Was expecting another joke i heard a while ago... would say it but cant remember it 100% so itll come out wrong

Was that the one where a man walks into a bar and asks for 7 shots of Vodka. The bartender asks "What's the occasion?". The man replies "Today was my first blowjob". The bartender says "Congratulations! Well in that case, have your 8th one on the house!". The man says "Thanks, but it still won't get the taste out of my mouth..."

quick308 · #5 09-03-2008, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by levymetal

Was that the one where a man walks into a bar and asks for 7 shots of Vodka. The bartender asks "What's the occasion?". The man replies "Today was my first blowjob". The bartender says "Congratulations! Well in that case, have your 8th one on the house!". The man says "Thanks, but it still won't get the taste out of my mouth..."

thats jus dirty