Jack and Jill

[ClairBear]

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work
the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.

Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee
break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break -
strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both
ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought he'd see who would leave work the earliest, and
both employees stayed after closing.

Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and
said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you
or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late
for my bus."

[Bec]

haha....haha....ahhhhh

[NastVN]

thats good!

[The1985divo]

*giggles* loves it