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Old 26-02-2008, 11:40 AM
 

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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all W ays, I will grant you one wish".



The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic,think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy?"



The Lord replied,

"Would you want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Old 26-02-2008, 12:42 PM
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haha old but love it
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Old 27-02-2008, 01:36 AM
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hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahh ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha now thats funny
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I'd like to see you play the same shot again nicko! lol
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