What's your name?

[holdensupporter2005]

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your newname.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to youso they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your fi rst name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
G = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
J = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
P = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
U = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
F = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
R = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny

[ratz26]

mines boobie chuckledoodle

[slo_firo]

boobie farkletush

[Wagon_Wheel]

I was Fluffy Rhino-Nose.....

[Holden2gether]

Goober frickenlips

[nicko]

goober pottychuncks

[azkwazere]

mines poo bum wee face....

im sorrry but this is so lame and immature!

aZk.

[lgnd3800]

snickle pottydoodle

[RoLLout]

fluffy chuckletush:rolf:

[VZTHUNDER]

crusty gizzardbutt LOL

[V85000i]

Farcus Chickendoodle

[UNKNOWN]

dorfus chuckledoodle!

[eurekamad94]

snickle featherhumpindik btw my real names ryan

[redcedar]

dipsy gizzardbutt

[Emackulation]

Hi, Im Goober Potty-Head.

[eurekamad94]

bhahahahaha ^^^

[Boonz]

mines sloopy pottyfanny... lol that stoopid for sure

[excalibur]

mine is dorky dippinhonker LOL...

[holdensupporter2005]

mines poo bum wee face....

im sorrry but this is so lame and immature!

aZk.

Don't look at me I didn't create it, it was sent to me in an email.

[TheForgotten]

sleezy gizzardlips here. nice to meet you all......

[YMY-88U]

im goober pickle-face...

[JD]

I'm Snooty Chicken-Chunks

[GOTMYN]

well, OK, DORFUS POTTY DOODLE..........

[Tom_1569]

mines boobie chuckledoodle

Me2

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Fluffy Dippintush, pleased to meet you all.