Indian Hell

[jyothi]

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!

[VLDavo]

mahahaahahaha thats a good one

[welly01]

man walks into house.. home early from work
walks into the lounge and there is his daughter
laying naked on the floor with a massive dildo jammed right up her
the father shouts in disgust ! .. what the hell do you think you are doing ?
daughter replies .. well you wouldnt let me have a boyfriend so i got this instead.

next day daughter walks in the house .. goes into the lounge and theres her father sprawled out on the floor with a bear in his hand and the dildo up his a*#e !!
daughter shouts ! .. dad what the f*&k are you doing ?

dad says .. im just having a beer with your new boyfreind !!!