Puzzled me for days!!!!

[maco_butterfly]

Originally Posted by Not_An_Abba_Fan

When they die, the rellies steal it and put him in a pine box.

lmao!!!!!

that hay the user really dnst c it or they cromote them lol.

[evil_monkey]

Originally Posted by Not_An_Abba_Fan

Speaking of coffins, I was in a mates house a couple of weeks ago, and I got up about 4am to go to the toilet and I could hear a "bump bump bump" behind me. It was dark and I couldn't see anything. The toilet was upstairs, as I went up I could hear this "bump bump bump" behind me still, there was a bit of moonlight coming through a window and as I went past, I could see this big box thing following me. I thought that was strange, so I went up the stairs and it was still following me. Went I got to the top of the stairs, I turned on a light, there coming up the stairs was a coffin. I was pretty scared at this point, so I started running down the hallway, the coffin was coming after me, faster and faster. I tried a couple of doors and they were locked. I'm crapping my self thinking what the hell will I do? I got to the end of the hallway, the coffin was right behind me...I opened the door and came into the bathroom. On the sink was a bottle of Benedryl Syrup, I picked it up and was going to throw it, but I had an idea, I had no time to lose, the coffin was almost at the door. I opened the bottle and took a drink, and guess what?





The coffin stopped....

bad trip lol

[evil_monkey]

as for the coffin idea, some people purchase them before they die

[Deltak]

Another answer could be "Life Insurance"