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07-03-2008, 09:12 AM
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Ride: VR Executive '93' 6
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Northern Suburbs of Melbourne
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Puzzled me for days!!!!
now this is a good puzzle.
WAT AM I?
THE MAKER MAKES IT
THE BUYER BUYS IT
AND THE USER NEVER SEE'S IT.
WAT IS IT?
now if any one no's the answer PM me it other wise have a guess. ill reveal the answer in 5 days.
P.S it ant drugs!
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07-03-2008, 10:07 AM
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Ride: VK 85' Executive
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hawthorn, Melb
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i think it is a coffin!!!
just a guess
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07-03-2008, 12:35 PM
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LET ME SHOW U MY POKEMANS
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Ride: VP CALAIS HSV ENHANCED
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Somerville, Victoria
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a walking stick for a blind person!
or an item not received in the post 
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07-03-2008, 02:49 PM
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Ride: VP Berlina
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 101
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Time.
You can make time, buy time, but you can't actually see time.
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07-03-2008, 03:21 PM
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Banned
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Ride: BUSted VR
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hampton Park
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you cant buy time or make time, its just something thats mthere
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07-03-2008, 03:43 PM
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Carbon Neutral -> DO IT!
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Ride: VP 5-SPD / 24-SPD Racer Hybrid
Join Date: May 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lgnd3800
you cant buy time or make time, its just something thats mthere
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thats not really right either...
time isn't "there" time isn't really anything other than a system of measurement.
its like "cm" and "m" arent there either... they measure.
people often think that time is some long road with things that happpen, rather things happen and we just mark them with a reference point.
and i agree that a cofffin is the answer.
aZk.
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07-03-2008, 07:30 PM
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Ride: vp berlina/vz exec
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Ballajura W.A.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 9898989
i think it is a coffin!!!
just a guess
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i agree with a coffin
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12-03-2008, 12:35 AM
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D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
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Ride: VY Commodore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 141
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gotta be a coffin
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12-03-2008, 12:41 AM
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Enhanced Custom Tuned
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Ride: VZ SS Thunder MY06
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: SA
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gotta be coffin
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12-03-2008, 12:40 PM
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Ride: VX S Series 2
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Coffs Harbour NSW
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Electricity
The user may see a coffin, if it a pre arranged deal
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12-03-2008, 01:32 PM
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ever seen electricity arc? iv seen it.....
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12-03-2008, 01:43 PM
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Speaking of coffins, I was in a mates house a couple of weeks ago, and I got up about 4am to go to the toilet and I could hear a "bump bump bump" behind me. It was dark and I couldn't see anything. The toilet was upstairs, as I went up I could hear this "bump bump bump" behind me still, there was a bit of moonlight coming through a window and as I went past, I could see this big box thing following me. I thought that was strange, so I went up the stairs and it was still following me. Went I got to the top of the stairs, I turned on a light, there coming up the stairs was a coffin. I was pretty scared at this point, so I started running down the hallway, the coffin was coming after me, faster and faster. I tried a couple of doors and they were locked. I'm crapping my self thinking what the hell will I do? I got to the end of the hallway, the coffin was right behind me...I opened the door and came into the bathroom. On the sink was a bottle of Benedryl Syrup, I picked it up and was going to throw it, but I had an idea, I had no time to lose, the coffin was almost at the door. I opened the bottle and took a drink, and guess what?
The coffin stopped....
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12-03-2008, 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_An_Abba_Fan
Speaking of coffins, I was in a mates house a couple of weeks ago, and I got up about 4am to go to the toilet and I could hear a "bump bump bump" behind me. It was dark and I couldn't see anything. The toilet was upstairs, as I went up I could hear this "bump bump bump" behind me still, there was a bit of moonlight coming through a window and as I went past, I could see this big box thing following me. I thought that was strange, so I went up the stairs and it was still following me. Went I got to the top of the stairs, I turned on a light, there coming up the stairs was a coffin. I was pretty scared at this point, so I started running down the hallway, the coffin was coming after me, faster and faster. I tried a couple of doors and they were locked. I'm crapping my self thinking what the hell will I do? I got to the end of the hallway, the coffin was right behind me...I opened the door and came into the bathroom. On the sink was a bottle of Benedryl Syrup, I picked it up and was going to throw it, but I had an idea, I had no time to lose, the coffin was almost at the door. I opened the bottle and took a drink, and guess what?
The coffin stopped....
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o...k? have i missed something here?
Last edited by jas89; 13-03-2008 at 12:24 AM.
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12-03-2008, 03:29 PM
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he took the syrup and he stopped coughin' (coffin) play on words
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