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    Question Puzzled me for days!!!!

    now this is a good puzzle.

    WAT AM I?
    THE MAKER MAKES IT
    THE BUYER BUYS IT
    AND THE USER NEVER SEE'S IT.

    WAT IS IT?

    now if any one no's the answer PM me it other wise have a guess. ill reveal the answer in 5 days.

    P.S it ant drugs!

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    a walking stick for a blind person!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lgnd3800 View Post
    you cant buy time or make time, its just something thats mthere
    thats not really right either...

    time isn't "there" time isn't really anything other than a system of measurement.

    its like "cm" and "m" arent there either... they measure.

    people often think that time is some long road with things that happpen, rather things happen and we just mark them with a reference point.

    and i agree that a cofffin is the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9898989 View Post
    i think it is a coffin!!!

    just a guess
    i agree with a coffin

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    gotta be a coffin
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    gotta be coffin
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    The user may see a coffin, if it a pre arranged deal
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    ever seen electricity arc? iv seen it.....
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    Speaking of coffins, I was in a mates house a couple of weeks ago, and I got up about 4am to go to the toilet and I could hear a "bump bump bump" behind me. It was dark and I couldn't see anything. The toilet was upstairs, as I went up I could hear this "bump bump bump" behind me still, there was a bit of moonlight coming through a window and as I went past, I could see this big box thing following me. I thought that was strange, so I went up the stairs and it was still following me. Went I got to the top of the stairs, I turned on a light, there coming up the stairs was a coffin. I was pretty scared at this point, so I started running down the hallway, the coffin was coming after me, faster and faster. I tried a couple of doors and they were locked. I'm crapping my self thinking what the hell will I do? I got to the end of the hallway, the coffin was right behind me...I opened the door and came into the bathroom. On the sink was a bottle of Benedryl Syrup, I picked it up and was going to throw it, but I had an idea, I had no time to lose, the coffin was almost at the door. I opened the bottle and took a drink, and guess what?





    The coffin stopped....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not_An_Abba_Fan View Post
    Speaking of coffins, I was in a mates house a couple of weeks ago, and I got up about 4am to go to the toilet and I could hear a "bump bump bump" behind me. It was dark and I couldn't see anything. The toilet was upstairs, as I went up I could hear this "bump bump bump" behind me still, there was a bit of moonlight coming through a window and as I went past, I could see this big box thing following me. I thought that was strange, so I went up the stairs and it was still following me. Went I got to the top of the stairs, I turned on a light, there coming up the stairs was a coffin. I was pretty scared at this point, so I started running down the hallway, the coffin was coming after me, faster and faster. I tried a couple of doors and they were locked. I'm crapping my self thinking what the hell will I do? I got to the end of the hallway, the coffin was right behind me...I opened the door and came into the bathroom. On the sink was a bottle of Benedryl Syrup, I picked it up and was going to throw it, but I had an idea, I had no time to lose, the coffin was almost at the door. I opened the bottle and took a drink, and guess what?





    The coffin stopped....

    o...k? have i missed something here?
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    he took the syrup and he stopped coughin' (coffin) play on words
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    is it a long-legged p*ssed off puerto rican?
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    a monaro on carsales that some1 trys 2 sell cheap for 5 grand which some unexpected buyer buys and never see's it

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    its every single thing a blind person buys ??
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    its been 6 days. answer or ban!

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    Answer is definately "a coffin", as this is a very old puzzle...however, I do like the answer "a blind mans cane"...that's original.

    But yeah, it's a coffin.

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    what if the user is the one that buys is it? then hes seen it..

    im still going with my first answer of its a long-legged p*ssed off puerto rican.
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    ok everyone it is a coffin,

    and who every answered it cant b well..... ur wrong.

    The user may see a coffin, if it a pre arranged deal BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME COFFIN THAT YOU GET!

    yeah it's an old riddle but it had me going on bout it for days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maco_butterfly View Post
    ok everyone it is a coffin,

    and who every answered it cant b well..... ur wrong.

    The user may see a coffin, if it a pre arranged deal BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME COFFIN THAT YOU GET!

    yeah it's an old riddle but it had me going on bout it for days.

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    haha yeh BUT! lol what about the people that buy there coffins in advance as in sleep with them and store them in there houses?

    still its a good riddle though

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