Tells it like it is.
Deformaties....
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK, because he loved her soooo much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity from birth. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope that you can deal with that - once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant sized penis.'
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants - she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
'You told me that your penis was the size of an infant!', she said.
'Yes it is... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, and 19 inches long!'
Infidel Bear
Mini Putt 2 Champion!
LMFAO, bahahahaha
Nice one mate
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Thats was the ****ing best, havent laughed so hard in a long time.
Originally Posted by alien
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ROFL!!! Gold.
pfft is that it (size)?
lol nah seriously wasnt expecting that ...nice
lol thats a great joke. it will make the rounds at work
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
DW I'm a Spray Painter!
thats all we do at work lol
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