9 Things I Hate

[bazcom]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?




2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.






3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?




4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!




5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.






6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.






8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?






9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Tom_1569]

LOL, these were quite good, i love things like this, got any more?

[BOY1236]

yeah ...

add this :

when ppl are waiting for the elevator, every one comes push the button one more time
and when it's late just push it more and more harder ... like DUH

[woody0602]

They were originally quotes from a Billy Connelly stand up routine. He's a funny fellow.

[woody0602]

Was originally 13. These were the other 4:

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks. That's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f###íng McTosser

[azkwazere]

Originally Posted by woody0602

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f###íng McTosser

Thats my favorite... hahaha

aZk.

[lgnd3800]

Originally Posted by woody0602

Was originally 13. These were the other 4:

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks. That's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f###íng McTosser

OMG donnt avoid the swear filter you might get banned

[vtdemon]

Reminds me of a similar George Carlin routine.

[woody0602]

Probably was the same. Comedians are always rippin each other off. Didn't mean 2 swear either. Just cut'n'pasted. My Bad!

[levymetal]

lol so good, especially the last place you look!

on a true note, what really ****es me of is how mcdonalds staff always apologise for the wait when i receive my meal. but the thing is, i always have to wait, because it's now cooked fresh. why do they apologise when there is nothing they can do to speed it up? and they're not even really sorry anyway, it's just a line they are told to say!

[sircruisealotVS]

Originally Posted by levymetal

lol so good, especially the last place you look!

on a true note, what really ****es me of is how mcdonalds staff always apologise for the wait when i receive my meal. but the thing is, i always have to wait, because it's now cooked fresh. why do they apologise when there is nothing they can do to speed it up? and they're not even really sorry anyway, it's just a line they are told to say!

yeah i know what you mean man. one other thing, i think that cooked fresh thing is a crock of ****. they dont cook it to order...they assemble it. everything is just sitting cooked in little drawers and its all put together when ordered....i dont get how thats any better/different to pre-making the **** and having it waiting in those burger slide thingos.
...anyway, bit of rant there.

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

One thing I hate here, there is a set of lights in town that have a dedicated pedestrian light change. The cars have to wait for the pedestrians, then they can't cross while the cars have the lights. People will press the button, then when there is a gap, cross the road anyway. Meanwhile, 40 cars are waiting at red lights when there are no pedestrians because they crossed against their light. ****s me.

Or similar to the elevator, 10 people will be waiting at the lights, someone comes up and pushes the button again. So thats what you have to do to make the lights change. You would think that out of all those people, at least one of them would have known to do that.

[System]

ye i hate that! i see people waiting at the lights and they think u gotta hit the button again and again and again and again! over and over! YES U PUSHED IT, now just wait there lol

[Banks]

Originally Posted by System