A note from Harry age 78

[Dayvo]

I am a retired old fart,
Working people frequently ask me ...
What I do to make my days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said,
'Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi scumbag turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres and a cracked windscreen.
So I called him a sh*t head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
I made snorting noises...then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age.

[Morton]

LOL ^^ That's pure gold

[vlv8vic]

i love it.

[BOY1236]

You killed me hahahahahaa