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[rattattack1313]

Sports fans,

Here's some late breaking news from Melbourne.




Melbourne, Tuesday

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Macquarie Fields.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now has an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for; at the crew's first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

[mixin]

Geez, what an old one. Used to be Bankstown High school kids, then it was Green Valley ones....

[rattattack1313]

well pardon me, if i am a bit behind the times...lol.......

[Demons1964]

well pardon me, if i am a bit behind the times...lol.......

To further ruin the joke, as of this year there are no longer any mid-race tyre changes in F1. Sorry to be a party pooper

[Julie]

aww harsh critics lol, no one else mighta liked it but i did

[hakhawk]

i thought it was damn funny, coz i've never heard it before now.

[rattattack1313]

yea.. i thought it was funny.... ...sorry to everyone who has heard it before...lol..( and, as some of you might have noticed...i am a bit of a critic sometimes too..arent i....lol ).....i have plenty more.......just most of them are tooo long for writing down...i used to work for col elliot, and rodney rude,austentashius , etc.....some of THEYRE stuff is wayyyy over the top..... lol......

[Torana]

bahahahahahahahahaha I bloody love it mate.

[rattattack1313]

loool..thanx for the moral(???) lol ..support, Julie,Hakhawk, and Torana..... i thought they were funny........i cant help it if some know allllllll the jokes ......lol...

[NastVN]

Nice one Rattattack1313 but now the Bankstown boys are working for Williams!!