Bless this room, oh lord we pray
Make it sweet by night and day.
Bless the seat and bless the flush
Bless the early morning rush.
Bless nasty little brat
Who pulled the chain and drowned the cat.
Bless the girls who lock the door
Reading books an hour or more.
Bless the phantom with the feet
The prints of which are on the seat.
Bless the bloke who thought he oughta
First discover toilet water.
Bless the fiend whose favourite caper
Leaves you stranded with no paper.
Finaly, With love and kisses
Bless the bloody fool who misses.