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    Do you have a better quality copy of this picture. Id love to print out, fill it out and stick it under the "singe rice windshield wiper" of a few cars around town.
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    Yeah i saw this on here about a year ago, i printed some out and put them around tafe. Its pretty humerous watching them crack the ****s.
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    Old news. I have this stuck up on my wall. Wait, didn't i get this off you AAAAGES ago Gren?
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    Quote Originally Posted by utility View Post
    no violations for me except for a fire extinguisher, in the boot aswell.
    I have the fire extinguisher in the boot to, but its not a rice citation i think their referring to the ones that have theirs mounted on the transhump and looks stupid and not really in a good spot, caus if your engine catches fine i sure aint leaning over the passenger side, id much rather run to the boot.
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    i got a few.. its good rice tho.. due to the V6
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    Quote Originally Posted by utility View Post
    no violations for me except for a fire extinguisher, in the boot aswell.




    Yup, cept mine is in the cabin. If my engine catches fire, i don't wanna have to run to the boot, i wanna be able to grab the thing straight away to leave it at minimal fire damage.
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    Story time!


    I printed out about 1000 of these, and randomly handed them out to people.


    First story, handed one to a young Asian guy whilst driving, for his stupid bodykit and shopping list. He wasn't too happy, and decided to chase up through the city.
    Went as far as to call me and tell me to meet him at xx servo. I said i'd be right there. Considering the servo he wanted me to go to closed down 2 years before....


    Next one, handed one to a guy driving a Lancer or something, Was completely stock, so in other we put 'hot missus'
    He thought it was funny, as did his missus!


    By far the best one.
    At a local shopping centre, sew a dude and his girlfriend pull up, and thought i'd try my luck on them.
    The guy went into the shop, leaving his girl in the car. I wrote out the 'ticket' with a few things, and went and handed it to the girl.
    I was only 2 spaces away, and there was a 4WD between us, so they couldn't see my car. What he said was a classic. Yelling at his missus 'what is this, a ticket, how much is this going to cost me, i can't afford this.'
    Me and my mates were almost in tears. I hope he didn't go to the council or the police station about it haha.


    We gave out about 400 of these things, great times! (besides the Asian guy wanting to chop us up)399/400 thought it was funny, happy with that ratio!
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    Seen this about a year n a half ago on the Nissan EXA forums!
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